He was put on this earth for one thing; destroying poker hands. What he lacks in finesse he more than makes up for in unrefined, animalistic strength.
| Event | Rank | Score |
|---|---|---|
| Ameliorated Alpaca | 1 | 100% |
| Brave Butterfly | 1 | 58% |
| Charming Cassowary | 1 | 44% |
| Draconian Dugong | 1 | 37% |
| Echolocating Echidna | 1 | 50% |
| Frolicking Foxbat | 1 | 44% |
| Gargantuan Gecko | 1 | 40% |
| Humerous Hyena | 1 | 37% |
| Illustrious Impala | - | - |
Victories are in bold.